If it didn’t already feeling like the Earth was upside down, on fire, and ending, let’s add possible alien spaceships to the chaos! It’ll be fun!
Yes, we’re in the middle of a global health crisis where we’ve been quarantined for over a month and our phones are just starting to permanently fuse to our hands, but here’s some fun news: The Pentagon has declassified three previously leaked, secret United States Navy videos of some mysterious unidentified flying objects. Of course, suspicious spaceships don’t necessarily mean we were visited by aliens, but if the aliens are out there–what would they think of our current quarantine situation? “Damn, these humans just sit on their couch watching weird reality dating shows and drinking boxed wine all day…”
— ABC News (@ABC) April 27, 2020
Susan Gough, a Defense Department spokesperson released a statement stating, “The Department of Defense has authorized the release of three unclassified Navy videos, one taken in November 2004 and the other two in January 2015, which have been circulating in the public domain after unauthorized releases in 2007 and 2017.” Retired Cmdr. David Fravor described the encounter on a routine training mission off the coast of California as, “I have never seen anything in my life, in my history of flying that has the performance, the acceleration — keep in mind this thing had no wings.”
While we’re socially distancing from humans (and aliens?), here are the funniest tweets we could find about the mystery flying objects released by The Pentagon…
— Michael⚡️ (@hiciano_michael) April 28, 2020
— peep (@TheGeekyPeep) April 28, 2020
If aliens come to earth during lockdown🤷♂️
— Shivek Arora (@TradeWithShivek) April 28, 2020
— Ziggy (@mrjafri) April 28, 2020
— Firewalkwithme (@Firewalkwithm17) April 28, 2020
how i imagine aliens are reporting back to their alien captain after studying earth for five to six minutes pic.twitter.com/H3REvpRgKQ
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) April 28, 2020
Everyone: This year has been insane. What’s next, an alien invasion?
The pentagon: pic.twitter.com/dqG6AJSfs2
— Nathaniel #purplewaveUSA 💜🌊 (@NewGopforUSA) April 28, 2020
every six months or so the army comes out and says “hey btw aliens are real” and we unanimously respond “yeah whatever dude I’ve got my own shit going on right now” https://t.co/qKIKYGouHI
— alex zawacki (@AChillGhost) April 28, 2020
— 🥀ꪑꪊꪀꪖ🇨🇦 (@MunaNawabit1) April 28, 2020
January: World War III
February: Entire continent burns
March: Global pandemic
May: Chimp uprising
June: Zombie Apocalypse
July: Glaciers melt
August: Meteor hit
September: Alien invasion
October: Canine uprising
December: Sun explodes
— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) April 27, 2020
for those who haven’t seen, here’s the UFO video released by the pentagon pic.twitter.com/3tgOr2v6rr
— javi (@perrysjavi) April 28, 2020
Me hopping on the first UFO I see pic.twitter.com/6FEgIBhAua
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) April 28, 2020
Really Pentagon? Declassified footage of UFOs? That’s all you’ve got?
Bitch this is 2020, if the aliens aren’t already terrorizing children’s birthday parties like a got damn M. Night Shyamalan film, you aren’t even sniffing the top 10 now.
WE ARE DRINKING BLEACH OUT HERE
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 27, 2020
Everyone: Surely 2020 can’t get any worse.
— Gwdihŵ 🦉 (@youwouldknow) April 28, 2020
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